Some Reasons Why Having Sex With Animals is Better than Sex with other Humans

Here are some of my reasons why nonhuman sex is better than human sex. Feel free to add some of your own if you like. The whole thought sent me laughing my head off. Read and enjoy.

Some Reasons Why Having Sex With Animals is Better than Sex with other Humans

1. You don’t have to pay them first.

2. YOUR size doesn’t matter to them.

3. You don’t have to treat them to a candlelight dinner first or buy them chocolates.

4. You don’t have to waste your bloody time on foreplay first. You can fuck them right away.

5. No one can sue you for rape or child abuse.

6. They won’t blab if you ejaculate prematurely.

7. You don’t GET AIDS.

8. Menstration doesn’t apply to their females.

9. It doesn’t matter if you chain while having sex.

10. You can’t get the other party pregnant.