A Bestial Tongue Twister VI: Mr. Don owned a monkey.
And here’s another one!!! Have fun!!!
Mr. Don owned a monkey.
And Mr. Key owned a unicorn.
Now Don’s monkey owned Key’s unicorn
Before Don own Key,
Which made Key’s down sore.
Had Don suck Key’s unicorn
Before Key sucked Don’s monkey,
Don’s monkey would not have sucked
Key’s unicorn.
So Don’s ‘key sucked Key’s ‘orn.
But it was sad to see Key so sore
Just because Don’s ‘key sucked
Key’s ‘orn!
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February 16, 2006
A Bestial Tongue Twister Part Five: A bitter bitching bitch
And here’s another one for you!!! Enjoy!!!
A bitter bitching bitch
Bitched a biting broken stud,
And the bitched broken stud
Bitched the bitcher bitch back.
And the bitter bitch, bitched,
By the broken bitched stud,
Said: “I’m a bitter bitched bitch, alack!”
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February 14, 2006
A Feline Love Story for Ya on Valentines Day!!!
Tiger Love
It was one boring day. My parents were out on some dumb doctor’s convention, so her I was alone in the house. I stayed in my room, sitting on my bed as I watched TV. Fuck. There was nothing to watch, I thought as I started flipping through the channels with my remote. Giving up, I turned the TV off and lay back down, staring up at the ceiling in frustration. It was a hot day. So I was only wearing a small almost see through sleeveless white top and a pair of cotton shorts.
Suddenly I heard a meow; I turned and saw Tiger my pet cat, entering my room. Like me, he must be very pissed off, I thought. He has not been able to get out of the house for the past few nights, ever since the neighbor’s Doberman broke its leash.
I was surprised when he jumped in the bed and started licking the exposed part of my stomach. It was ticklish feeling his sandpaper tongue rubbing my skin but I let him do it. Soon, he was reaching down below my navel so I unbuttoned my shorts and took down my panties. All of a sudden, he stopped and started sniffing my pussy, and would not stop. I got surprised that what he was doing was making me all wet, and lay back there watching what he will do next. Suddenly, Tiger let out a soft growl and I felt his tongue licking my pussy like crazy.
Tiger ignored this and went deeper and deeper into me. I wanted more as he continued licking inside me. I was mindless. I could think of nothing else but what my cat was doing to me and silently prayed that he won’t stop. I felt this incredibly amazing sense of pleasure and ecstasy washing all over me until bit by bit my enormous feeling of arousal became a heightened sense of enjoyment, arching my pelvis higher and higher until it became a massive and explosive orgasm!
I did not know how long I lay there on my bed, feeling exhausted after what I have gotten through, until I felt fur being rubbed on my neck and the sensation of cat tongue against my cheek. Opening my eyes, I saw Tiger lying on my chest and staring at me with those feline eyes. I smiled and began to stroke his fur gently.
“You and me, Tiger.” I whispered. “You and me forever.”
The End?
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February 11, 2006
Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Humans
Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Humans
Horses don’t give you AIDS.
They don’t make you pregnant either.
You can ride them as long as you want.
They are BIG.
They have lots of stamina(unlike some men I know….).
They are really BIG.
You can suck and bang them at the same time.
They are really, REALLY, BIG.
They don’t gossip and brag about they’re sex life with other to get soothe their egos.
They are REALLY FUCKING BIG.
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February 7, 2006
A Bestial Tongue Twister IV: Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fuckered fowlers.
And here’s another one for you to twist yer tongues with! Enjoy!!
Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fuckered fowlers.
Did Peter Fucker fuck a flock of fuckered fowlers?
If Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fucked fowlers,
where’s the flock of fuckered fowlers Peter Fucker fucked?
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February 1, 2006
Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Dogs
Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Dogs
Horses don’t give you rabies.
They don’t bite either.
You can ride them as long as you want.
They are BIG.
They have lots of stamina.
They are really BIG.
You can suck and bang them at the same time.
They are really, REALLY, BIG.
They don’t bark and annoy the neighbors to get your attention.
They are REALLY FUCKING BIG.
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January 30, 2006
A Bestial Tongue Twister Part Three: Once a fellow sucked a foal of Yellow
And Here’s another one!!! Twist your tongues out, people!!!!
Once a fellow sucked a foal of Yellow
In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a foal of Yellow, “If a fellow sucks a foal of Yellow, Can a foal of Yellow suck a fellow sucker of a foal of Yellow?”
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January 26, 2006
A Bestial Tongue Twister II: Brisk brave brigadiers
Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!
Brisk brave brigadiers banged broad bright boars,
bears, and bulls — banging them bangingly.
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